The build

I think that one of my favorite parts about Steve Ballmer is that in most of the clips, no matter how crazy he starts, he somehow gets 5 times crazier by the end of the clip. This one is a relatively normal start, moving over to mildly crazy and then at the end it looks like he's holding the monkey paw.

Steve Ballmer... you're my hero.

Vintage Ballmer

Miami Vice, $99, Paint... this guy is 10 times better than shamwow.

My love affair with Ballmer gets deeper and deeper every time I see him.

Developers, developers, developers...

The little dance at :04 in is the best part.

There's something oddly moving about this clip... the gradual build into complete vocal anarchy reminds me so much of Willy Loman's gradual decay... could Steve Ballmer be the next great American tragic hero?

Probably not... heroes don't sweat like that.

What put him on the map...

Or at least what put him on my map.



After seeing this video I decided I had to watch every Steve Ballmer video there was. Some people watch all the James Bond movies... that's like what I'm like with Steve Ballmer YouTube clips.

Best internet celebrity ever.